I think I work in a jargon-loving office. My coworkers are always throwing around phrases like “I don’t have enough bandwidth” and “that’s definitely in my wheelhouse.” Honestly, I hear these types of phrases so often that I sometimes forget that they’re office jargon. A couple weeks ago, I used the term “bandwidth” when talking to my boyfriend, and he was completely confused.
So just in case you work in an office that isn’t quite so enamored with jargon, I thought some definitions might come in handy. Here’s a list of some of the phrases that you might encounter, and what they mean:
Phrase | When Would You Use It? | Example |
Not enough bandwidth | When you’re too busy to take on a new task | “I don’t have the bandwidth for this project.” |
In my wheelhouse | When something is within your area of expertise | “This trivia challenge is totally in my wheelhouse!” |
Bleeding edge | When the terms “cutting-edge” or “state-of-the-art” just aren’t enough and you want to take it a step further | “This new technology is bleeding edge!” |
Put a record on and see who dances | When you want to try something out and see what happens (similar to the phrase “run it up the flagpole”) | “I’m not sure how people will react to this new product, so let’s just put a record on and see who dances.” |
Boil the ocean | When you think something is impossible | “Bob, don’t boil the ocean. You know you can’t get all that work done in two weeks.” |
OOTO and OOO | When you’re too tired to type out the words “out of the office” (OOTO) or “out of office” (OOO) | “I’m OOTO. Be back on Tuesday.” |
All-hands | When everyone is expected to participate | “We’re going to be holding an all-hands meeting.” |
Circle back | When you intend to check up on something at a later date | “I’ll circle back with you on that report you’re writing.” |
Pain point | When there’s a problem or challenge | “What are the pain points on this project?” |
2018 Business Jargon and What It Really Means. (2018, March 20). In Unum. Retrieved from: https://www.unum.co.uk/hr/2018-business-jargon-and-what-it-really-means
Brenoff, A. (2018, July 20). Your handy 2018 guide to officespeak. Huffington Post. Retrieved from: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/guide-to-officespeak_us_5b50b6bae4b0de86f48ac4c2
Jiang
07/30/2018 @ 11:53 AM
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